In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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