I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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