Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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