So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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