just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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