K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Randomize
