hell yes lets make some ravioli
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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