My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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