Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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