Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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