Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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