The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
birth control should be required to get into college
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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