just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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