11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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