I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
