all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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