Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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