I hope mine doesn't look like that
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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