Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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