he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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