he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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