We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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