The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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