The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
