Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
