So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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