i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You smell like stripper and shame
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
