Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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