apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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