i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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