that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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