return my video game
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
false alarm, still single
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