i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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