Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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