I wanna passion pit in your ass
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Bring me that man meat
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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