That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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