before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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