The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize