problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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