i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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