I wanna passion pit in your ass
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Boobs are out for the taking
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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