Yo dont text me then not text me
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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