i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Randomize
