did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
