why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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