..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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