Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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