yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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