yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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