the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
