Three words: puerto rican gang bang
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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