I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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