playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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