let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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