new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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