I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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