Will you blow on my dice?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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