Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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