You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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