I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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